Pat 'Beefie' Fitzpatrick
- Wind like a hurricane.
- Great pound-per-pound strength
Brian 'B-Smooth' Sebben
- Mo-bility No-Problems
- Doesn't get sarcasm
Ankit 'Mega-Dumps' Patel
- Butterfly pullups as smooth as a baby's bottom
- A five egg omelette is not enough
Ignacio 'Iggy' Granja
- Doesn't seem to feel pain
- Only one known weakness
Neel 'No-Rep' Goel
- Always enjoys a good strategy session
- Watches from a distance, waiting to attack
Dan 'Wod Killa' Knap
- Occasionally doubles his speed mid-workout
- Squat Racks are afraid of him